Traffic Suck

Is there anything worse than traffic? seriously, nothing pisses me of more than sitting in traffic not moving for 15 minutes only to find out there was an accident on the other side of the freeway.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?

How do these jam ups even happen? If everyone just drove the same speed there would be no problems. If you are going to or want to drive 30 mph then drive on normal roads you tards.

/rant.

Sweet.

A co-worker just lent me this book. I am going to be well versed in all kinds of crazy shit by weeks end.

Porn or Not

I was watching a nature show on crocs today and it showed them having sex. That got me thinking, if they can animals getting down and dirty on tv why can't they show people doing it? It is natural isn't it?

Don't Mess With This Dude

This is my one of my favorite new stories of the week. (Story)

This guy was having trouble for years with kids toilet papering his house and he finally had enough of it. When the kids tried to TP his house he sprayed them with fox piss. Haha. There is nothing funnier than people getting shot with pee from a squirt gun.



I think I just proved my point.

Come to Daddy - Aphex Twin

One of my favorite songs from back in the day.

Seriously?

Some dude made a robot girlfriend.

(story from Fox News.)

He says he never had sex with her. But for some reason he put sensors in her vagina. Hmmm...Sounds a little fishy if you ask me.

Why does he have a robot girlfriend? Well it's pretty obvious if you look at the dude, he looks like worse than Yao Ming and has no basketball skills.

What a Shame

I saw a story on CNN saying Anderson Cooper from swam with sharks. I opened it up expecting to read;

"Anderson Cooper swallowed up by Jaws."

I was very disapointed to say the least.

Breakfast

Nothing like a little MSG to get the day movin.

Seriously?

A teacher in St. Paul, MN was caught by students looking at porn.

What the fuck dude. I'm so glad I'm not a kid anymore, school is a crazy place. You have teachers trying to bone you and students trying to shoot you.

Good luck youth of America. To me it sounds like you're being set up for failure.

Huh?

You damn right.

That Movie Stinks

Co-workers today tried to tell me that Titanic was/is a great movie. After I laughed for 5 minutes I informed them that Titanic sucked and will always suck. One of them told me she liked a story based on facts but with fake things mixed in.

My brain almost exploded....

Just a Test

Just testing to see if this works. Hopefully I'll be able to post some good shit from my phone.